About the author...

Isn't interesting that at the back of every book, the writer feels that surreal inclination to label his/her work with a small photo and otherwise useless information? I ask the question: How many times have you approached one of these authors, and felt a sense of inner peace knowing that he got a bachelors degree in physical science at a community college? Or that the author of your favorite love novel went to France twice to, "receive inspiration" for her work? In light of this manner of thinking, I will presume to join the masses and describe a somewhat colloquial version of what it is to be me, while striving to keep with the hypocritical nature of my stance. Where to begin...